| Reeves, Keanu |
Ted Logan |
| Winter, Alex |
Bill S. Preston, Esq. |
| Carlin, George |
Rufus |
| Camilleri, Terry |
Napoleon |
| Shor, Dan |
Billy the Kid |
| Steedman, Tony |
Socrates |
| Loomis, Rod |
Dr. Sigmund Freud |
| Leong, Al |
Genghis Khan |
| Wiedlin, Jane |
Joan of Arc |
| Barron, Robert V. |
Abraham Lincoln |
| David, Clifford |
Ludwig van Beethoven |
| Landon, Jr., Hal |
Captain Logan |
| Casey, Bernie |
Mr. Ryan |
| Stock-Poynton, Amy |
Missy Preston |
| McNamara, J. Patrick |
Mr. Preston |
| Bain, Frazier |
Deacon Logan |
| Franklin, Diane |
Princess Joanna |
| Kates, Kimberley |
Princess Elizabeth (as Kimberley LaBelle) |
| Robbins, William |
Ox Robbins (as Will Robbins) |
| Shepherd, Steve |
Randolf Shepherd |
| Machette, Anne |
Buffy |
| Davis, Traci Dawn |
Jody Davis |
| McLeod, Duncan |
Old West Bartender |
| Clure, John |
Tattooed Cowboy |
| Williams, Jim Cody |
Bearded Cowboy |
| O'Dee, Dusty |
Old West Ugly Dude |
| Pittman, Heather |
Kerry |
| Pittman, Ruth |
Daphne |
| Alexander, Richard |
Bowling Alley Manager (as Dick Alexander) |
| Bowbitch, James |
John the Serf |
| Karlsen, John |
Evil Duke |
| Herek, Jeanne Hermine |
Mother at Waterslides |
| Bond, Jonathan |
Waterslide Attendant |
| Goodrich, Jeff S. |
Music Store Salesman |
| Rubin, Lisa |
Girl at Mall |
| Holden, Marjean |
Student Speaker |
| Templeton, Claudia |
Aerobic Saleswoman |
| Gossler, Carol |
Aerobic Instructor |
| Nelson, J. Donovan |
Mall Photographer |
| Darroch, Marcia |
Store Clerk |
| Rotblatt, Steven |
Police Psychiatrist |
| Solomon, Ed |
Stupid Waiter |
| Matheson, Richard Christian |
Ugly Waiter (as Chris Matheson) |
| Ogden, Mark |
Neanderthal #1 |
| Dugan, Tom |
Neanderthal #2 |
| Althoff, Ron |
Security Guard (as Ron R. Althoff) |
| Clemons, Clarence |
The Three Most Important People in the World |
| Davis, Martha |
The Three Most Important People in the World |
| Waybill, Fee |
The Three Most Important People in the World |
| Caruso, Phillip V. |
Dance Photographer (uncredited) |
| Porter, Tricia |
Bowling Score Keeper (uncredited) |
