| Reeves, Keanu |
Ted Logan/Evil Ted |
| Winter, Alex |
Bill S. Preston, Esq./Granny Preston/Evil Bill |
| Sadler, William |
Grim Reaper/English Family Member |
| Ackland, Joss |
Chuck De Nomolos |
| Grier, Pam |
Ms. Wardroe |
| Carlin, George |
Rufus |
| Stock-Poynton, Amy |
Missy |
| Martin, Jim |
Sir James Martin |
| Landon, Jr., Hal |
Captain Logan |
| Azcuy, Annette |
Elizabeth |
| Trigger, Sarah |
Joanna |
| Ross, Chelcie |
Colonel Oats |
| Mahal, Taj |
Gatekeeper |
| Noble, Robert |
Bach |
| Sr., Hal Landon |
Thomas Edison |
| Kelakos, Eleni |
Ria Paschelle |
| Brocksmith, Roy |
Deputy James |
| McNamara, J. Patrick |
Mr. Preston |
| Stevens, Dana |
1st Seance Member |
| Spencer, Valerie |
2nd Seance Member |
| Miller, Kathryn |
3rd Seance Member |
| Rosenthal, Carol |
4th Seance Member |
| Matheson, Richard Christian |
'Ugly' Séance Member (as Chris Matheson) |
| Solomon, Ed |
'Stupid' Seance Member |
| Schmidt, Anthony G. |
Dark Figure |
| Ryan, Brendan |
Young Ted |
| Thorne, William |
Young Bill |
| Gale, Ed |
Station #1 |
| Gil, Arturo |
Station |
| Allard, Tom |
Big Station |
| Finn, Terry |
Heavenly Greeter |
| Ehrin, John |
Albert Einstein |
| Forney, Don |
Benjamin Franklin |
| Chambers, Michael |
Good Robot Bill (as Michael 'Shrimp' Chambers) |
| Falcon, Bruno |
Good Robot Ted (as Bruno 'Taco' Falcon) |
| Cambridge, Ed |
George Washington Carver |
| Horino, Tad |
Confucius |
| Magenta, Max |
The Smoker |
| Claypool, Les |
Himself (Primus) |
| Alexander, Tim |
Himself (Primus) |
| Lalonde, Larry |
Himself (Primus) |
| Newbould, Tanya |
Kate Axelrod |
| Bakst, Marni Joan |
English Family Member |
| Bakst, Sadler Colley |
English Family Member |
| Primus |
Themselves |
| Mead, Candace |
Child (uncredited) |
| Mead, Lauren |
Child (uncredited) |
| Ott, Dennis |
Bit Part (uncredited) |
| Welker, Frank |
The Devil/Station/Evil Easter Bunny (voice) (uncredited) |
